How to Bathe A Pug Puppy in 8 Haikus

One

Pugs are great, but smell.
Oh, Saturday. Pug’s Bath day.
Hmm, which should go first?

Two

Fill sink with water.
Should be warm, but not too hot.
Don’t want to scald them.

Three

Buy a Pug shampoo.
All-purpose pet cleaning goo.
“For All Dogs” - Pugs too.

Four

Okay, it’s bath time.
Daisy looks eager to go.
Duke can go second.

Five

Very Important.
Clear the area of stuff.
Fewer distractions.

Six

Meek Pug tries water.
She shivers at first, but then,
slowly trusts you’ll be quick.

Seven

Lather, rinse, repeat.
Don’t make a big fuss, gently.
Dab little Pug dry.

Eight

Put outside to dry.
Warm sunny spot would be nice.
Try Arizona.